Wednesday, February 11, 2009

love letter of a softare emgineer

Love Letter by A Software Engineer
Dear Sweetheart,

I've seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized
that you are the only site I as browsing for. For a long time I've been lonely,
this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My
life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable
code and hence is useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all your
ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful; it encourages
me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When
you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running
smoothly and giving expected results. _/* which I never experienced before. With
this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I'll
provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an
error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our
parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their
security passwords and make them agree for our marriage. I anticipate that
nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And it's all but certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash
beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges
of your inbox.

Error free
Software Engineer



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